Steffany! You just had me bloody peeing me pants! Wank is my fave word - the C one not so much but it sure describes many humans rather eloquently these days so it's starting to gain some traction in my vocab.

As a Kiwi, I just LOVED this piece. Kudos to your for educating others as to the wonderful, descriptive slang that invariably leaves my lips to horrified north american ears.